But if as a smoker under 40 with no established newspaper pattern you do enter the lottery, then tackle the task in the academic way by reading the numerous books on how to win, based on statistical, psychological and astrological theories. Once you have won, you can study the BBC's survival kit, which includes the wise advice to bin all begging letters immediately. The kit is also believed to be supplied to the research councils.
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